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Funlines...I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, Monogamy is the same.
The graduate with a Science degree ask, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree ask. "Do you want fries with that?"
Gustav Von Bergstadt II
Sire of the
National Grand Champion Bull
and Get of Sire
2002 National Show Dallas, Texas
2000 National Premier Sire
---- Semen now available ----
Fantasy Acres Pinzgauer Ranch
Herb & Dixie Berg
25307 NE 212th Ave
Battle Ground, WA 98604
Some Things I Learned In 2002The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
There is absolutely no substitute for a geniune lack of preparation
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
"Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some are just out of film."
LIVE and be HAPPY
Live and be happy
Watch a sunrise at least once a year
Look people in the eyes
Sing in the shower
Be forgiving of yourself and others
Never give up on anybody, miracles happen every day
When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go
Seek out the good in people
Look at the stars
Judge your success by the degree that you're enjoying peace, health and love
Never waste the opportunity to tell someone you love them
Laugh a lot
Love deeply and passionately
Make it a habit to do things for people who'll never find out
Think big thought, but relish small pleasures
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